I am a slow walker. This is not an indignant response because the point of these fuck-you rants is to speak your own ragey truth, and also because I try to be respectful of other people's need and desire to walk faster than I do and so I do not feel particularly indicted by this article. I will say that I feel there…

I like all the fake meats! I can have dinner at everybody's house!

And brewer's yeast is not the same as nutritional yeast.

Yeah, I can deal. Grown in a vat > grown in a cage.

She probably knows her own name.

<3

I know he didn't do it, but I need Justin Timberlake to apologize for the fact that this happened. I need it in order to continue to like him.

Yeah. I wish I hadn't read it. I don't want to know.

That is so crazy. I have a friend who moved into a new (to her) house and she immediately starting having nightmares, dreaming she was on fire. When we went into the attic for the first time, we discovered that there was a chimney that had, at some point, been boxed between walls. Her bed was at the base of it,…

And after I lol'd I was like, omg spooky .... :/

Here is a relevant story of something that happened in my life five years ago that still makes me cry when I think about it. It would probably make Sarah Silverman weep for days.

You are missing the premise of the toy altogether. The toy is being controlled by a hired camgirl.

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Whether or not this is excessive, the logic of your statement doesn't need to mean that she should have gotten less time. It could (and should, I think) be used to mean that other crimes should get more time.

Could be. Could be gum.

I would like to know more about this theory, please.

Wait a second. If you don't like your blowjob now that I'm safe from gonorrhea in my throat, we can just do something else. You cannot VIBRATE MY FACE.

Zing!

Had to. :-)

For real?