Oh for heaven's sake. It is wrong to hit people, even when you're mad at them. Why is this confusing?

And I’m about to get raw with you… You’re weird looking Liddy. Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster. Here’s my advice, Liddy: Go work on your presentation. Take voice lessons. Then seal yourself in a barrel and fall off a waterfall.

You must not be fat. If you're fat, that's the first thing they address.

My father was chronically ill for a long time, and he had the luxury of pretty good medical insurance and correspondingly good medical care. For a long time he was in a hospital that is considered one of the best in the US. Even in these, "best" of circumstances, my siblings and mother and I had to be constantly…

It sounds like this is weighing on you. First and foremost, we all have things in our life that we neglect. Sometimes its on our face, sometimes it isn't. Any amount of embarrassment would be both misplaced and without utility. Secondly, if this is something you want to remedy, you can do it. You'll just need to…

ETA - never mind my narrow vision!

Dachshunds > Corgis.

But are these teens also souping?

Maybe her point is "... because there is so much deliciousness here" and not "because this food is all unhealthy"?

Perhaps because white chocolate has no business calling itself chocolate?

If I did all the judging I'd end up with a final between missionary and chocolate cereal. I swear I'm an interesting person.

Woah. It looks like one side of her is melting.

I read all that and then saw the kiss in the video box.... talk about burying the lead!

Oops, that was the SNL thread. I'll put this here, too!

I suggest to you that you should watch The Lincoln Lawyer, which is streaming on netflix. What do you suggest I watch that is streaming on netflix?

No, some people still are offended.

Getting married because you're pregnant. Such a retro way to make a tough situation worse.

My mom reports that my dad was greedy with night time feedings. He wanted to do them all. :-)

Do you think they get drunk listening to Robin Sparkles afterward and then make out? I think they do.

True story. And, guess what, bottle feeding can also "encourage more rest" because people who aren't you can feed the baby. Whilst holding them, as you noted.