Wait, am I the only one who watched that scene whilst shaking my head and muttering "what a fucking asshole" ?

No way!

No, it isn't.

I really wanted this to be a picture of her ogling someone attractive. Like Prince Harry or Shemar Moore or Emma Stone.

I'm just going to leave this here, in case the information is helpful to anyone.

If there are, they are sufficiently mocked. Hopefully so much so that they don't watch the cute video and just go hang their head in shame.

Amen.

Yes, likewise with "too large."

bazinga!

This is exactly how I read it.

My favorite:

Living alone is the best. I don't want to list the reasons why, its pretty well covered by other people. Just adding my voice to the din.