Do you think they get drunk listening to Robin Sparkles afterward and then make out? I think they do.

True story. And, guess what, bottle feeding can also "encourage more rest" because people who aren't you can feed the baby. Whilst holding them, as you noted.

Wait, am I the only one who watched that scene whilst shaking my head and muttering "what a fucking asshole" ?

No way!

No, it isn't.

I really wanted this to be a picture of her ogling someone attractive. Like Prince Harry or Shemar Moore or Emma Stone.

I'm just going to leave this here, in case the information is helpful to anyone.

If there are, they are sufficiently mocked. Hopefully so much so that they don't watch the cute video and just go hang their head in shame.

Amen.

Yes, likewise with "too large."

bazinga!

This is exactly how I read it.