My favorite:

Living alone is the best. I don't want to list the reasons why, its pretty well covered by other people. Just adding my voice to the din.

I don't know what just happened here.

I don't understand the responses you're getting. Are we supposed to be okay with waiters taking our food away while we're still eating?

I think this is so interesting, because as a lazy person I eat at restaurants pretty frequently, and this is not my experience. I don't think I'm just oblivious, because I have been responsible for something not being right quite a few times. When it happens, I order another dish and make it clear I am not asking…

The thing I really struggle with is when restaurants don't prepare the food as one would expect or even as described on the menu. It sounds crazy to say that, but I can think of at least four restaurants at which I regularly eat that this is an issue. So I'll say, I'll have the number 6 please, with no sauce on the…

me too.

Oh, I use it. The burn is less horrifying than what shaving does to my skin, oddly enough. But yeah, its some toxic stuff.

I love girls whose legs are covered in a chemical residue that smells like rat poison.

I have never wanted you more, Seth Meyers.

Aziz Ansari is hilarious. You are going in the do not trust group!

Yes, except for the punishment here is humiliation. They mean to deter her by her desire to avoid further humiliation.

Crazy Go Nuts University?

Shit pay comes in discriminatory scales too.

Yes, No, No and I don't know what you mean.

I don't have the expensive version, but I LOVE the cheap one.

Completely unrelated to everything, isn't it super weird that Whitney Houston's last meal was two meals?

I'm just not feeling cynical tonight, but I think its okay to be really upset when you planned for something special and then the people you gave your money to didn't do their job.

I'm with you.

No, it isn't.