I'm a nanny, this hits too close to home. I wake up with this song in my head and find myself watching the video alone in my bed after drinking rosé. You haven't lived until you've heard it covered by a three year old boy with a speech impediment. Pandora sent me an email with my top six most played songs, five were…

I'm straight,mbut would honestly probably go down on a girl if it tasted like an actual fish taco with cilantro and pickled caggage. Yum.

I...I think I might love you. I actually laughed out loud at your comment enough to scare my cat. Enclosed, you will find a picture of an angry kitty named George who was awoken from his slumber. He resents you.

I'm a nanny to a three year old and today he had a HUGE melt down because he doesn't have "tie up shoes" like his five year old sister. He is the sweetest little gap toothed boy, but he woke up extra early in the morning and didn't nap. he threw himself on the floor and was refusing to go to the library for story time…

I'm just glad to hear that people like yourself actually work in these industries, you know? Instead of just having people trying to fuck people out of money because they're meanies.

Not entirely related, but I knew a midwife who volunteered her doula/ midwife services for domestic abuse victims in shelters for both births and abortions. Amazing woman, amazing work. Sometimes people are just good.

I grew up REALLY catholic (my mom works for the archdiocese) and I didn't have an orgasm during sex until I got over the shame. I spent four years just laying there being like I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS I AM GOING TO HELL. Now that I'm a heathen, I get off all the time. That's what conservatives are REALLY scared of:female…

Not really related, BUT for all my Jezzies in the New England area (specifically Boston, where I live) Planned Parenthood hooked me up with a free IUD from a funded program for women with no insurance or insurance that doesn't cover IUDs. I can't take hormonal birth control due to a contraindications with my…

I've been looking for this coat my entire life. Can they make it in faux and vegan please?

I'm a nanny in Boston,Manx I recently had a guy take pictures of me in yoga pants WHILE I WAS PUSHING A STROLLER. I get that that the T is a public setting, but shouldn't my underpants be considered private regardless of where they are currently sitting?

My ex is biracial and when he explained to so ex rude guy who asked, "What are you?" That he was Indian and British the guy asked him if he was, "Dots or feathers" while pointing at his forehead and then making "feathers" behind his head with his fingers. My very polite ex excused himself, later telling me he was…

He's playing SXSW, I think a billboard in Austin should do the trick. "LIVES AT HOME, MASTURBATES WITH PARENTS' DOG IN BED WITH HIM, REALLY UNEMPLOYED DESPITE RECORD DEAL, BORING." And then just a picture of his dumb, misogynist face. Not his penis, because unfairly it is a beautiful specimen.

I actually now feel guilty, because I was hoping every woman saw my ex-hook ups ratings and would AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS. What do i have to do now, take out a billboard?

One could say that it's diversity day everyday.....in my pants.

This is off topic, but anyone who likes the fantasy genre and doesn't mind a YA label slapped on a book that is, in fact, much more mature and thought provoking than that would suggest, Serafina by Rachel Hartman and the Cold Magic (Spiritwalker) trilogy by Kate Elliot are realllllll good. One has dragons, ones a…

What happens when they get older than 24? Do you continue to date them in hopes of marrying them, or do they "age out", kind of like Menudo? Are you planning on being in your 40s and beyond, perpetually seeking out women between those specific ages who you have no future past their mid twenties with? If you're using…

Genuinely curious, what is wrong with women over 24?

I dated a 22 year old when I was 17 because he looked like James Franco and bought me booze and he was just the BEST skateboarder in the area...he messaged on okcupid and I was like NOPE. You stay in my teenage dreams, buddy.

I dated a 29 year old when I was 19 and let me tell you, guys who do that are fucking BROKEN. I couldn't even date a 23 year old and I'm 25 now. The now 35 year old still texts me, rhapsodizing about how much he will always love me. No, you loved fucking a cute teenager who worshipped you, just admit it already and…

TOO. I quit. I'm calling my casual dairy farmer to come milk me.