Seth Davis is waking up with a murder of crows to eat after that. Lol

She’s like Ripley and the Alien at the same time.

I think you missed it...

Holy crap! Why are you still on the lift? Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

I think if McKnight was some random dude and not someone (marginally) famous, there would have been a different result.

Fame (and money) helps immensely.

A trend of what? Finding a murderer guilty of a lesser sentence? Ignoring a violent incident that should have resulted in a felony (his road rage assault in 2006) & allowing this coward to continue carrying a gun? Of policing that clearly took the side of the white killer over the black victim until public pressure…

This is why I ride a unicycle

The Champions League might be the best competition, I’ll certainly grant you that, but if you ask a player if he’d rather win the CL or the World Cup, every one of them will say the WC, Messi included.

I really struggle not to deify Messi. For all my cynicism and all my eye-rolling about sports and celebrities and life in general... watching Messi play just brings me joy in a way no other entertainment or sport has since I was a kid watching Jordan play. I find myself staring doe-eyed like a ten year old with a…

This ain’t hockey! He nutmegged him, dammit!

Karius only became the starter in January, so he only has 11 Premier League starts, compared to the other keepers, who have all played at least 28 league matches. Also, it’s probably no coincidence that Karius was named the #1 keeper right around when Van Dijk was brought in and tightened up the backline.

Mourinho suffers from the same hubris as a lot of managers/coaches in all sports. They don’t change their “systems” to fit the personnel they have. If you can’t mesh talents like Pogba, Sanchez, Martial & Rashford into your system, well, maybe it’s time to change the system. Or maybe get players that will thrive in…

Though for all the talk about Mourinho being a defensive-minded coach, see how many chances they allow:

Personally I will always rejoice at anything bad happened to Manchester United, but hearing them called “shitty” and “entitled” by a Arsenal fan and Barca stan is... well, it’s the sort of thing that makes one knit one’s brows in a bemused fashion.

The lengths people go to avoid sitting next to Gary Neville.

NARRATOR VOICE: And you could say that silence is what lead Chris to become a punter.

As a young lad, I learned a very valuable lesson about the connective strength of Lego bricks with a propeller vs. the force generated by a car going 65 on the freeway when holding said brick with a propeller out the window.