Ask any soccer fan whose team goes into the second half of a tie with a 3-0 lead and then gives up two quick first-half goals how nervous they’re feeling after the second one.

I had some funny Curry at an all-you-can eat buffet and spent 24 hours in the bathroom.

I’ve noticed the change. It’s like pulling teeth to get the kids at the school where I teach to NOT pull up at 30 to 40 feet away and chuck up bricks all damn day.

I place too much value on my sanity and am too averse to ulcers to go look myself, but I have to assume that the far-right media is reporting this as “Dana Loesch totally owns librul fake news with airtight logicking” or some shit.

“Guns don’t kill people, the media talking about guns killing people kills people”

And those bastards had the temerity to fight back!

We don’t eat them. We use them for their lovely soft fur, and make boots of them.

This is the darkest day in Canadian history since Tim Horton’s car exploded.

Breaking: US men’s curling beats Canada. Canada is officially in mourning.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

I can’t believe there are still people who think it’s some kind of triumphant, ra-ra proudly patriotic song. Listen to the lyrics people! 

It’s never an appropriate celebration song.

We also have to talk about the Maddie Rooney save at the end of OT that kept America’s ass alive. 4-on-3 powerplay with less than a minute to go, Canada broke through to get a shot at the net and she just deflected it over. Canada basically started celebrating with it in the air!

that’s unnecessary roughness.

Objectively speaking, this is a fun-to-watch, garbage sport.

I think it does, though. What she heard was a first-generation WHITE immigrant. She heard an Eastern European accent, not Indian, or Asian, or African. That’s okay with her, as long as they’re the right sort of immigrant.