That was truly incredible to Widnes

In other news, Iowa State fans are bringing the HEAT tonight.

From what I can gather it’s either a) there were no death threats and he made them up to distract everyone from how bad his team is, or b) there were death threats and he didn’t respond properly (say, by notifying law enforcement that people’s lives might be in danger).

This story has really humped the shark.

The best I’ve seen so far (by a self-defined Astros fan*) is that he had just put in eye drops. No explanation for “chinito,” however.

I’m sure attempts to defend this behavior will be reasonable and rational and not at all ridiculous.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

As I said in the comments of my Mass Effect Andromeda piece, if you read this article, you are now legally obligated to go buy/read my book: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/

He really should’ve sold this article as DLC, or a least piece-mealed it into per paragraph microtransactions.

That’s not even the expression. The expression is that you don’t want the inmates running the asylum, which is offensive in a far more subtle way that probably wouldn’t have bothered anybody. The fact that he had to change the expression to make turn the players who are protesting (among other things) racial profiling…

You should change your screen name to “Not Curious Enough”

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

First place boy... second place golfer

This is an incredibly stupid comment, and only an incredibly stupid person (and/or complete asshole) would make it. The o-lineman shoving him is what you have a fucking problem with? Not the headhunting asshole who almost killed Flacco on a play where he had given himself up? What purpose did that serve, if not to…

The Baltimore O-lineman that pushes Alonso to the ground THEN dives onto him deserved to be ejected way more than Alonso did. ... That was something that served no purpose other than to try to harm Alonso and came close to starting an all out brawl.

Saw the headline, immediately knew it was Lazio. Might as well rename the club Nazio.