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That’s why they call him Beverley Crusher. 

Where’s the Lakers’ power forward? It’s his job to put a huge and hopefully questionable screen on Beverly. THAT’S the weak-ass motherfucker here.

“Signed someone whose “woke” white friend’s husband jokingly called me a prairie n****r.”

On one hand, I kinda feel bad for Lonzo. He seems much different than his dad, and seems to be a solid dude. On the other hand, his father is an insufferable clown whose mouth has written checks that his son’s ass can’t possibly cash. The universe will sort this out, as it always does. What isn’t up for debate is Pat

What in the damned hell is wrong with people? IT’S A FIST EXCEPT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER YOU GOD-DAMNED RETARDS!!1!

After seeing this I instantly looked at my thumbs to see if they looked like that when flipping the bird.

He looks like a foreign exchange student that’s really trying to embrace the culture but has no clue what he’s doing.

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

At least Louisville got a national title out of their cheating. Ole Miss got a couple of wins over Alabama (neither prevented Alabama from reaching the postseason I might add) and played in a forgettable Sugar Bowl.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Must be rated NC-17

Traore: Your dreads are shit!

I thought that was nuts, and sure enough, there were a couple of tiny little catches. One, you could only bet 1 pound or euro and collect a max of 25. And two, the payoff was in free future bets, not cash. It’s just a way to hook new customers, not serious odds. (And three, do you work for the company?)

Are we just going to ignore that the fan throwing the punches is holding a kid in the other hand?

the recumbent bicycle kick

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked.

He has that “post modernism and the internet has robbed us of meaning” vibe of a dank meme master, minus all the regressive shit.

It sadly seems like Twitter directs the flow of nations in this universe.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”