I thought the whole point of running in a zig-zag was that gators couldn’t do that?

“This play feels like it takes minutes to complete, but it was only 17 seconds. That’s pretty long, though.”

Kilometers, most likely.

Well to be fair the natives come from a school that is located on the poorest reservation in America with unbelievable poverty, infant mortality rates and rampant addiction issues. So.....they kind of had it coming.

Kid: “ I am from Peru”

Kid: I think I might play in 2030.

Okafor traveling unnecessarily? YOU DONT SAY!

You have chosen the correct handle and take, my fellow mentat.

I felt filthy just reading that.

He tried to get Jurgen fired in 2013 for clearing out his dead weight buddies. He quit in a snit to find himself. Then he comes back, can’t play 90 anymore but still plants stories in the press saying Jurgen is making it personal by not building the team around his washed up ass. He was a locker room cancer.

He can barely run and he has a heart condition, but at least Clint seems to care, which is more than you can say for half the rest of the veterans.

Landon was a fucking whiny diva who was washed up anyways. Then he took his passive aggressive bitchiness to sand bag Jurgen in 2016. He can fuck the hell off. Him and Grant Bald Fuck Wahl got us Arena.

Because Cameroon didn’t play for that walking ball sack Arena in LA. He only plays in the fucking epl.

Wondo should have received his walking papers after that Belgium shank.

Soccer’s not a real sport anyway.

Or maybe we are out of the WC because we lost to Trinidad & Tobego.

Any player not named Christian Pulisic and over the age of 30 should be barred from playing on the team again and arena should be fired by tomorrow morning.

Can’t cry over a phantom goal.

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.