C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I get what you’re saying, but it’s still a confused mess of a statement by normal standards.

I’m not aware of any evidence that he has the capacity for empathy outside of, maybe, the small circle of his preferred family members, and that deficiency contributes to his weird and rare (for a national politician) complete inability to adequately perform the ceremonial Head-of-State functions of the job. He cannot…

I choose to believe that there is a rip in the time-space continuum, and I must improve the lives of complete strangers before I can return to my original timeline where President Syracuse Mascot never happens . It’s kinda like Quantum Leap, but with a lot more drinking.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

Nothin’ but (social safety) net.

And as everybody knows, Katrina was Obama’s fault*!

That is an insult to Ferengis and Quark in particular. They are good with business... unlike Trump.

I fucking love you all on this ST TNG/DS9 digression. I just finished TNG all the way through last month, and am at s5 ds9 right now, from beginning to end. I fucking miss GOOD Star Trek SO BAD. Next I’m onto Farscape, after DS9. (Fuck Voyager. Right? I think so... Should I think that?) I just saw Trials and…

It’s OK, we have a Ferengi as a president and he’s just invoking the fifth Rule of Acquisition:

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

Gee, I don’t understand why so many people are turning on the cops.

If you’re caught red-handed, you should probably get to the doctor immediately.

There is no way someone hasn’t recognized her. There is something larger at play here and the whole thing stinks. Someone has to be protecting her identity, because there’s loads of evidence, especially since the security footage is pretty clear. WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER?! The circle of lies keeps curling out. …

“Imagine if California decided to vote on secession. Why would we, the other 49 states, allow it to proceed?”

A number of rural Colorado counties did in fact vote on secession during the Obama era. Granted, it was to secede from Colorado and form their own state because they couldn’t stand Democrats running the…

The problem with the Spanish government is that they are truly fighting for their own survival. I believe that if they let Catalonia go, then what’s to keep the Basques from doing the same thing? Or Andilusia, or any of the other movements?

What you cannot tell from that picture however, is that it is not actually 25,000 Texans, but rather 2500 Texans that take up the same amount of space. Everything really is bigger in Texas.