Can I get a deal on irony today?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Life, uh...finds a way.

A tie? That’s optimistic. The Bills and Jets are probably going to find some rule loophole where they both enter week two 0-1.

a Bills-Jets tie would give me such sustenance that i don’t think i’d have to eat for a week.

These aren’t run of the mill engineers, these are individuals with PhDs that ran DARPA challenge teams before the tech really existed. Companies are basically investing in an entire platform. Nowadays any engineer looking to get into this field won’t be any where close to being worth that much.

Winds of Fate Blow Brian Kelly’s Career Off Course

“Can’t hurt.”

as a new haole guy on the island

Bill Gramatica thinks this guy needs to tone his celebrations down.

The good news is all the money they saved by using a 1990s era camcorder can go towards the medical bills.

Coach Meyer went on to state “that Coach Herman does not look like a steer, and that Texas was only famous for two things.”

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

C’mon man. I don’t know where that pizza came from.

No - no he actually did not confirm that. All he said was he wasn’t a “football person.” That could mean many different things. For example...

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Roger Goodell is basically an Eastern Bloc dictator but instead of being Stalin (like he thinks) he’s, like, at best Ceausescu

Unfortunately, Delany took a €5M bar tab instead. I think it lasted two months…

Great! Can we get a replay on this?