—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Here. You’re welcome.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Too late, the noxious meme has been pumped into the dead-ender closed-loop ecosystem, where it will linger until the heat death of the universe. It is now beyond our reach, and it’s our job to recognize that arguing with your uncle or your redneck high school classmate about it on Facebook is wasted time in its purest…

Baltimore’s won two without ever having an elite quarterback.

“Do NFL or AFL Championships count?” — 90-year-old Houstonians, Detroiticians and Clevelanders

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

I tend to agree, with an 8 figure number that begins with a 1. As an added bonus United just gave a fucking to AA, as the same lawyer is representing the lady from the stroller incident.

I’m going to go with 8, because 7 is obvious and 8 gives a wide enough range that he could be paid very, very well because there is no way United comes out ok in court.

It has everything to do with cars. He almost maybe had a job working at a place that made cars.

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

I feel you my dude, but it’s Lou Williams’ fault he jumps. Those Harden foul calls are hot bullshit, but if you’re pump-faked into the air, you will invariably suffer the consequences. Larry Bird, Reggie Miller, Mike Jordan, and dozens of others are in the HOF for, among other reasons, getting their defenders to bite…

Brilliant to get the defender to bite at him and allow Messi the space.

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

You leave my sex life out of this!

Ahem, that’s future MLS Golden Boot winner, Lionel Messi. Show some respect!

“You can drop a tarantula into his shorts and he’ll still be cool!”

So while language use is flexible and so on, and everyone can do what they see fit, the phrase hoi polloi doesn’t need a definite article before it, because hoi means ‘the.’

Unpopular opinion time! I’d suggest skipping the Visio M-series outright if you’re looking to replace your primary TV with something future proof. Why? The M-series only has 8-bit display panels, meaning they can’t actually approach DCI-P3 or REC2020 color that’s part of the HDR specifications (HDR10 calls for a…

Unpopular opinion time! I’d suggest skipping the Visio M-series outright if you’re looking to replace your primary…