And they have the right to respond back. You can say whatever you want but they can respond in they way they want. This a stupid.

You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

They already have the money. The tickets aren’t ones they haven’t sold, they are ones that OTHER people want to sell, sometimes at a loss. The Yankees aren’t denying the ticket holder the right to sell them, the reason for the policy, however, it to screw the people who can buy them. Now keep kissing up to your…

Thanks for your input, Randy.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

The second video is the best, #11 is like “you gotta be f*cking kidding me”.

Maybe he’s a complete writer.

Man...I was so wrong about Steph Curry. I thought it was a wrap after he had injury after injury on those glass ankles. Some how (I have no idea how) he’s managed to overcome it and become the best player in the world. I’m convinced - he’s a robot from the future. Part of his AI was taken from NBA 2k99 Hall of Fame…

Some of the devs from TQ worked on this :)

The Sleeping Dragon is good but I was always a fan of the Fledgling Phoenix myself

let’s get back untracked here. we know for all intensive porpoises what he was trying to say.

Off topic, but is that Zhuge Liang?

It’s a finger of speech.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Don’t forget the mystery lawyers/representatives sent to conclude the transfer that United subsequently denied any knowledge of.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

It’s from this commercial: