He can give Coutinho a call to commiserate about dreams being tossed and blown.

You could have had the decency to put it out of its misery with a swift hammer blow to the head instead of letting it die a slow and painful death.

Ok, so I gave a real go at trying to put his comment in the best possible light. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant to say that for any given value of x where x is an odd number lead, x + 1 is better. I concluded that from him saying that a single run wouldn’t tie the game (lead of 2 vs. 1) and…

Forget it.  He’s rolling.

Reagan was worse?!  Selective memory is a helluva drug.

Have you had the CFA Spicy Deluxe?  Worlds better than any Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich I’ve had in the last, say, decade.  Wendy’s’s’s (how do you possessive a possessive?) always looks like someone took a meat tenderizer hammer to it--flat, and as a result dry, meat.

His CTE hasn’t gotten that bad yet.

Nemanja Vidic can finally sleep at night.

To be fair, that’s everybody nowadays, not just the GOP. There’s no room for nuance anymore in discourse, especially online. It’s all about finding the smallest differences and using them to drive wedges between people.

I can understand and mostly agree with all of the apps in the list. But WhatsApp?! You might as well remove Hangouts or whatever iOS’s is, the built-in messaging app, etc. There’s nothing it does that is more harmful than your vanilla messaging apps.

Why are all those people walking billboards for Youtube TV?

For jumping into a conversation in which it was not involved, in order to push what an arguable majority of diners would call the least of the three chicken sandwiches, Popeyes took Wendy’s to task.

Your tastebuds are broken.

Not that Neves’s wasn’t good, but he had all day to tee it up. Mane had to make his own space:

Could somebody explain the new handball rule that everybody is talking about? Has the “unnatural position away from body” thing been thrown out?  Because LaPorte’s arm looks like it’s in a pretty natural position tight to his body.

Make sure to eat, shoot, then leave.

And thus began Vulture Fridays at Deadspin.

Yeah, the dead voters will get right on voting non-grifting politicians into office.

Thanks! The only thing I remember about Volcano is it came out the same year as Dante’s Peak, and that I haven’t seen nor do I wish to see either.

I welcome the inevitable review and adjustment to various rules that kinda made sense before VAR but definitely don’t anymore.