The only way it could have been a bigger miss is if he had also scored an own goal from it.

Yeah, I mean, something has to give, right? At this price and size you can’t expect top picture quality. Like you said—good buy for the price range. You have to go to the $1000+ range to get significantly better picture quality, and at a smaller screen size at that.

Yeah, I mean, something has to give, right? At this price and size you can’t expect top picture quality. Like you…

Everyone is still laughing because he even puts ketchup on his imaginary steak.

Get with the program, man.  Only guys who leave your team for another are traitors--the other way around is cool.

Sports = soap operas for dudes.

I believe the idea is to prevent unwanted pressure from outside the game.

I mean duh, come on--only savages eat raw onions.  But sauteed onions are one of the best things ever.

Psst... scallions are green onions.

Call was correct, “interfering with play” rule is dumb.  Anything that gives refs more to think about when making a split-second decision is bad.

Tragedies like these are not uncommon in the world of black fraternities and sororities.

Mike, I had no idea it was so bad. Scary, intense, but extremely encouraging that you made it and seem to be doing well. May it long continue!

You turned that low-hanging fruit into delicious jam.

Absolutely gut-wrenching.  I hope you find peace.

Seems a bizarre criticism to say that an athlete is focusing too much on disciplines at which she excels. Do 50m swimmers criticize 1500m swimmers for not taking on the sprints? To me it makes sense to be excellent at a small number of disciplines than spread yourself too thin in the hopes of more variety of wins.

Biggest twist since The Sixth Sense.

I dunno, the woman in black had the larger woman in red pinned down pretty solidly until she was pulled off.  The journey might not have been picturesque but the destination was reached.

Should we consider giving USM’s athletic department a pat on the back for preempting future disaster by denying admission to West? I mean it’s an awfully low bar, but considering how badly so many big time programs are doing, I feel like even this small act of decency deserves some recognition.

It’s Grassley, dawg.  What did you expect?

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I console myself by telling myself that even with a Liverpool win against Palace, City still would have won the title.