If you choose a beard over wings, crab legs, and crawfish, you’re on the wrong site.  Screw your beard, man!  These are delicious eats!

I can confirm that the Pakistani Walkaway is an effective haggling technique employed across the world in numerous 3rd world countries including Indonesia where I’m from, having seen my mother utilize it to great effect in her dealings with various merchants over the years.

I’ve just started getting serious about learning how to make a proper bowl of ramen, so I’ll be studying this and previous posts in the series very carefully. Thanks for the detailed explanations!

This gentleman needs to sue the pants off everybody involved.  Absolutely shameful behavior by both the bank and the cops.  You don’t cuff a guy if you don’t even know whether he committed a crime.  Absurd.

Incredibly scummy by that priest. What’s really funny (funny “click click”, not funny “ha ha”) is how little empathy some of these “men of God” have.

Or you could say he has plenty of shits to give.  All a matter of perspective I suppose.

Not enough stars in the galaxy.

If you don’t mind dying in your 30s, sure.

I mean for real! What’s with Saban and his obsession with rehabbing rabid stray dogs?! Don’t forget this also happened: the SEC slapped down his attempt to hire Mr. Freeze.

It is now.

Everything I learned from Schoolhouse Rock about bills and laws is a sham.

I said, “Joe Mantegna!”

Light... how does it even work?!

The fact that they were all terrible people was exactly why I hated the show.  I guess I was a millenial before millenials existed.

Wow, one of Ronaldo’s sisters is on Deadspin!

“Highlights”.

La Croix is butt.

Dabo is a prick and acted like one as expected. No argument there.

There’s such a thing as having fun while keeping in mind what’s good for the team. Giving the other team 15 yards in the name of “fun”? Regardless of how you think the rules should be, that’s not smart.

Hands down the worst officiated game I’ve seen all season. A few of the more egregious calls (I’m sure I forgot some since the game is all running together now):