There is only one solution to this: Skynet.

The good old “if” “apology”.

The press was working. Madrid were having a hard time getting out of their own half at times. It’s not unreasonable to think that a whole game of Salah could have tipped the scales the other direction.

Looking forward to a whole summer of Liverpool getting price-gouged on keepers.

“Illegal, but not dirty” is an odd stance to adopt

Brown’s touch actually put it in the basket.

Idiot On The Field Caps Off Perfect Champions League Final

The NCAA’s and NFL’s legal strategy smells so much like Big Tobacco’s, and just like Big Tobacco there’s all kinds of info going back decades that is undermining their strategy. Let’s just take a step back and linger on that thought for a sec—football organizations are trying to hide the truth and avoid culpability…

I think the idea is that while the collision was accidental, that doesn’t make the act an accident. The OP was making a point regarding a deliberate stupid act rising above the level of “oops I slipped”, not making a legal argument of intent vs. negligence.

Yeah, I didn’t need to be happy today anyway.

After this shit, I’m convinced. These fucking social justice warriors are going to end up cannibalizing themselves.

A rhetorical question by definition does not require an answer. It is a statement in the form of a question as a literary device—not a way of seeking more information. Asking, “Who wheels a baby near a busy street?” is the same as saying, “She shouldn’t have wheeled her baby near that busy street.”

There are times that I love Kinja, like when idiots cement their idiocy for posterity for all to see. I hope B E Spilner is at the hospital, because I haven’t seen somebody burned that badly in a long time.

We’ll also accept “common sense” as an answer.

Not sure how I failed to work in an “Olivier (Giroud)’s Army” reference there, but I did.

But, but, but... won’t someone think of the airlines?

UEFA thinks so.

As if living in Hawaii weren’t awesome enough. You’re telling me it’s also close to Asia?!

You can dump games you know you’ll never play into a “meh” category or just hide them from your library, another option in the “set categories” screen.

LEDs do need to be diffused more than incandescents. To me that’s the only drawback to them.