I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Especially when they are generally pretty hairy except for a neatly shaved bald patch surrounding their weiner. Yikes. That is the least sexy thing ever.

Very good point. But if you change it to pushing off a two-story building and replace the baby with a grown woman, I wonder what the answer would be. Because that’s what the abortion debate comes down to. It’s not really important whether a fetus is a baby, but whether a fetus is more important that the woman.

The only moral abortion is the one Ben Carson wants you to have so he can write a paper.

The old “I’m against this, but it’s okay if I do it” routine.

*tips trilby, calls it a fedora*

That is an awesome gift, but I would not eat donated cupcakes if I worked at PP. Too many murderous anti-choicers out there.

She wouldn’t. Usually the doctor or the anesthesiologist, or the nurse or a the tech would consent. Physicians consent cause patients might have further questions.

During my 18 week ultrasound where they determine the sex and you see the first real image of the baby’s face, me, my boyfriend, and my mom could not stop laughing and making fun of the baby. He looked like an alien. We were DYING. The best part? The ultrasound tech was SO. EFFING. OFFENDED. You’d think she was the…

Nothing to be afraid of. If you run the pic though one of those apps that shows how someone will age, you get this:

Uhhh we called our daughter Skeletor Baby for a few weeks after seeing the ultrasound. Nobody looks good in ultrasound; the wand adds ten pounds of evil weirdness.

I’ve always thought babies in those 4D ultrasounds (even my own) look like Cuato from Total Recall

And thus Marco Rubio is proven wrong. Bet he didn’t see THAT coming!

His fault for sending a lich after a level 7 party.

“Are you suggesting that beating children is a crime? How dare you! My parents hit me as a child and I turned out just fine!”

Yes, because all the details of this case scream adult level cognitive processes/judgement.

lolol this looks like she has bert eyebrows

Who cares if a toy is marketed toward a boy or a girl, Fox and Friends? You yahoos don’t seem to realize that kids will play with pretty much anything you put in front of them including cardboard boxes.

Wait until they find out that sometimes girls have short hair and boys have long hair.