i mean i’ve seen published, non-pixelated photos of marath0n runners with literal shit running down their legs

Why does this need to be private? I wish that I had known that it was so common when I miscarried, saying that we should wait or that it’s private or shouldn’t be talked about it why so many people end up blindsided when it happens.

With this particular group of men I’m pretty sure we can blame their soft dicks on the massive amounts of cocaine

These guys need to be knocked down a peg or ten because true Sex Gods measure their success in how skillful and generous they are in bed rather than by sheer quantity. I wish the author had confronted the braggarts with their cohort’s poor performance as judged by the women. (... and yet, the unsatisfied women keep…

Right, that master’s degree in medieval history is realllly paying off for her.

It’s nice to know that we’re way behind Mali and Zimbabwe and oh, 3/4 of the world on this. I single out Mali and Zimbabwe at random because I could find these countries on the map and they’re not usually held up as exemplars of forward-thinking wealthy democratic-socialist countries, like Sweden. American…

The U.S. of A: Now striving to be on Cambodia’s level!

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

Is this maybe only because there are some women trying really hard to hook up with these banker types? Like it’s the holy grail because it’s going to lead to big money? I have to think there are 20-somethings in NYC who hook up in a more normal fashion. It makes me sad to think tons of women are just waiting for a…

“Guys view everything as a competition,” he elaborates with his deep, reassuring voice. “Who’s slept with the best, hottest girls?”

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

He deserve mythical level punishment, like having your liver pecked out by eagles every day for eternity.

Neither a floor nor a ceiling.

Like, I know it’s his thing, but I’m trying to think of someone that even Trump couldn’t call a loser. Bill Gates or Warren Buffet? Stephen Hawking? Like, if Malala Yousafzai said “I don’t like him” would he call Malala a loser?

And his poll numbers will go up again.

Those shoes are terrrrrible. Sorry, Jane.

This new line up of gutless Republican wunderkinds don’t even REALIZE their worshipped and venerated forefathers made this happen.

“It’s no cooking bacon on a machine gun, chainsawing the tax code in half, or smashing a cell phone with a blunt object, but it’s a solid stunt video in that it is both mildly impressive and definitive proof that the candidate is a desperate whore.”

He is trying so hard to be a tough white redneck. It’s sad. You are a skinny Indian guy, Piyush! Revel in it! It’s not a bad thing!