There’s this theory than the far left and the far right essentially end up colliding together in a vat of wtfery.

A government shutdown right now would fuck over the Republican party in a major way in 2016, right?

Irrational TSA guidelines caused this delay.

Nah this is all just the hype machine in motion. Donald “Tang Ape” Trump will flop in the debates once he has to talk with other humans.

Honestly, I’m glad they’re doing this. Even though it’s likely that between now and the primaries the tide will completely turn against him, even among Republicans, underestimating him is not a good idea. The dems never go on the attack, and they need to do that with him and nip this wizened tangerine in the bud as…

Yes...yes...please continue supporting this dipwad so he gets the nomination...

i went to mormon girls camp with my mormon cousins (and the rest of my catholic cousins, who were staying with the mormons for a while). we were doing a ropes course and i was way too tall for it, so i was already really off kilter. a bug flew at my face and i said ‘JESUS CHRIST’ and everyone looked at me aghast and i…

What the hell is wrong with you people saying its ok to have conversations with people when you're both on the toilet? Who are you? Seriously. Show yourselves!

Apparently when a woman gets pregnant, her citizenship is sucked out of her and into the unborn baby.

I mean, the 14th Amendment says “natural born”, so since they’re unborn it’s pretty clear that they aren’t American citizens. Come on Huckabee, I thought you venerated the Constitution!

All American citizens should be protected

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

Imagine how much better off we’d all be if instead of all this posturing about religious beliefs, and nonsensical rights of fetuses, everyone just helped people who really needed it.

That’s a douchey picture, but it’s the unnecessary apostrophe in “peasant’s” that makes me want to punch him in the face.

Unfortunately not true, ALL sunscreen needs to be reapplies (a shot glass’s worth for the body) after 2 hours of sun exposure.

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!

That is severe neglect. I hope this means they have lost their license and that no one involved will be in this business again.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

So if it hasn’t been documented in a peer-reviewed study, it doesn’t exist? LOLOLOLOLOLOL