What's everybody doing? I just started "A Fantastic Fear of Everything" with Simon Pegg, on Netflix!! Smoking a bowl and eating Lemonheads and Friends candy, they taste like if jelly beans and Sour Patch Kids had a baby.

Minimalism is taking over my life and I like it.

Interesting view into your motivations. Thanks for that. Stay away from kids. Kthnkxbai!

Hanna Montana will be right back after these messages...

You know what elderly people in this country want? They want to feel like they matter in a society that largely discards them. They are teachers and mentors. What a wonderful program this is.

That's adorable, and hopefully will aid in the comeback of some really swell old slang words.

...Is your husband doing all right? Maybe you don´t want to talk about it, or maybe Madison is easier to talk about because she´s an adorable furball, but I found myself worried about him, too, after your opening sentence.

Please don´t mind me if I´m intruding.

Buck up and stay tipsy.

So. Things have not been going well the past couple of days weeks months and I guess I just came to vent. It's one of those annoying situations where everything happens all at once.

When I was 3 years old, a former neighbor came to visit us for a week after we moved into a new house. I've known this guy at that point since birth, and I've never encountered nor gotten any pervert vibes or interactions from him. My mother, my grandma's sister, and sibling were in the backyard doing something, and I…

Oh man. Does that mean these are coming back next?

As much as I like that idea, we're both borderline broke and if I did that, I'd want us to be able to fully experience wherever we went off to.

Important question for the group, especially law school grads.

obviously. It's not going to blow itself, and I will be damned if microphones go unfellated on my watch.

I've never cheated or been cheated on but all of this language around it makes cheating sound like an accident, something akin to spilling your drink or running a stop light. Unless you're very intoxicated, how can cheating be an accident? Especially when you go about hiding it for weeks on end? That's not an accident.

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Favorite Bette Davis movie! It kind of has to be All About Eve, right?