We'll get through this together.

Same one.

Um sure whatever.

Way to go right to the heart of the matter. Damn. I like your friend. Also, here:

Aye mine too. As an outsider looking in to the USA I would imagine you folks are worried about the Christian folks who are rapidly becoming more and more extreme in their beliefs. Much like the Muslims who believe in archaic laws from their prophet, the Christians are getting louder.

Johnson then looked down to realize his sweater was a cotton-polyester blend and burst into flames

So where was the disclaimer on the Lord of the Rings or the Avengers pointing out that they were works of fiction?

"this is an imaginative interpretation of Scripture, and not literal"

Can we put a similar disclaimer on the actual Bible? ;)

Does anyone here have experience learning a new language as an adult (say, early-to-mid-twenties) starting with no knowledge? I have a really nice three-year postdoc job offer in Mexico that I am considering, but I am nervous about learning a new language so late in life... My plan would be to use tools like Duolingo…

Yeah, this is really offensive to all those Dynastic, pre-Roman Empire Egyptians still kicking about.

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wow that wasn't nearly as mystical as I thought

Eh, she's not friendship material. Ignore her as much as possible until she is not your roommate anymore and then drop her. It's not your job to teach her about hypocrisy or blow jobs. Especially after her judgy slut-shaming bullshit.

There is a group of skater boys that live in my apartment building. They are probably between the ages of 10 and 15, and 5 or so of them skate together after school every day, frequenting the sidewalks and areas where I walk my dog. My dog is very skittish and gets really scared at the sound or sight of a skateboard.

I made a big pot of sauce with meatballs and sausage. I'm making angel hair and warming up some bread.

I can't help you with the vibrator, but here's a gif in case you ever need to convey shifty eyes again .

Just sharing in with the Hillary love :)