If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

Courtney at the beginning of that interview is right out of Best In Show. I was just waiting for, "We both like soup."

His cheese has done slid off his cracker.

80s era fashion throwbacks? Check.

I remember watching this all the time as a little kid. I remember it was on cable a few years ago and I was stunned by the fact that:

One of my favorite movies ever. Let's do a remake!

"Room for one more, honey."

Smokers are treated pretty terribly overall. I think the messages do more harm then good—it dehumanizes the person into their addiction (or enjoyable vice). I know all those ads (the woman with the hole in her neck aired over a decade ago in my city) did nothing to stop me from social smoking. And I still do…

I've got a success story! My husband and I met when I lived in Florida and he was in Ireland (he's Irish). He looked for his highest match in the world and I came up. He tried to get me to reply for a few months, but I took forever because I thought "Why bother? I'll never meet this guy, he's too far."

Yeah, Gretchen, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.

It's not just you.

Fishing for cash gifts is already trashy; fishing for one on multiple occasions is some word for beyond-trashy that I'm not sure even exists in English. When you have a toxic friend, you have to cut that bitch out like cancer, permanently.

Props to Gretchen. She said everything that needed to be said.

Yeah, my first thought went to "is the father not really the father?" as well... Gretchen! Come spill the beans! I'm so curious right now. We won't tell anyone!

What's up with Machina era Billy Corgan/Uncle Fester baby? Who dresses their kid like that?

That baby in the black dress reminds me of the one from Pet Semetary and if anyone lets it out it will want to play a game with us. I know how that game ends.

Good god, kill me. The only people I recognized in this post were Kimye and Pamela Anderson.