Thanks, science. You’ve helped white wine drinkers everywhere realize that they’re probably way drunker than they thought.
Melport
Melport
I don't realize until it's too late that I'm on my third glass.
Who measures wine in "glasses?" It's bottles up over here! I mean, yeah, I have wine glasses, but it's not like I've ever had to re-cap a bottle once it's been opened. I got a nice set of wine stoppers for my birthday one year and was like "...and these are for what, exactly?" "You know, when you don't finish a…
At least we still have Unfuck Your Habitat (it's a website, for those of you that don't know).
81 year old Mamie Van Doren looks hotter than Lindsay Lohan.
I intentionally didn't read their blog b/c I just knew there was an ulterior motive. It was an attention-getting tactic to, like you said, get a book deal, or tv show, or *something*. Of course, I am the bitter old hag who also refused to watch those two hipsters sing about why they broke up, or watch any of those…
OMG the one on the left looks just like our 14-year-old family cat we had to have put down just afer Christmas, down to the little black spot on his nose and everything. I miss that little guy :-(
Well, first of all, don't let anyone tell you that you are doing something wrong here. Because people will do that. Because they're dicks.
Anyway, when I'm in these situations, I usually evaluate how safe I am. Am I somewhere public where there are people around? If I feel reasonably safe, I'll just tell them to go…
This is my major plan for the evening-is anyone else doing animal snuggling and if so pictures please!
I recently started online dating. I did so after the urging of some awesome Jezzies. It's gone reasonably ok, so far. I've had one date that was pretty underwhelming. I had another that was great. We talked for hours, made out a bit and are meeting up again. But for every guy who is decent I get like 50 guys who are…
Hello! I have been a fan of Jezebel for so long, but this is my first time posting. I need some advice and believe that some in the Jezebel community might be able to help. Here is it: I am having a problem with creepy guys approaching me and am not sure how to react. In most any case I would politely tell the person…
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
I don't know; I'm a male Jezzie (Mezzie?) and I find myself having a maturity gap when I try to date women more than, say, four years younger (I'm 30.) I don't know if it's a maturity thing - I don't know that I'd consider myself more mature than other guys - or if it's hard for me to relate to someone that doesn't…
I think it's very unlikely I'll ever get married, both because I'm a crank who likes a lot of time and space to myself and because the vast majority of marriages/heterosexual co-living arrangements end up with with the woman becoming the de facto caretaker for the man and the home they share, and I am entirely…
At this point, there's very little that can convince me that going to city hall to get it officiated and then having a nice dinner at a good restaurant in the city isn't the best way to go for everyone.
Or just stand outside her door in his altogether and proudly reach up and ring the doorbell with his morning wood, box of Franzia under his arm...
How convenient that you mention all of these complaints after people call you out on sounding outright mean and slut-shamey. I'm sorry that happened to you (I hope you know that a lot of us white girls don't do stuff like that that). But your original comment was uncalled for, especially in a space like Jezebel. This…
As this was the 40s, I can only assume all these ladies were looking skyward in fear of bombers. The greatest generation indeed: despite their trepidation, they're all smiling, because they're so much prettier when they smile.