Stop shaming the crochet crowd. Everybody knows it’s a hookers life.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

In the archive, inscribed with dates, are samples of Margret’s hair (from both her head and pubic region), her fingernails, and empty contraception packages, as well as a blood-stained napkin.

I'm going to take a radical stance here and say I don't support teachers using school equipment to manufacture drugs or moonshine for personal/recreational use, either.

"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

"That's not why she was incarcerated!"

Google Image search needs to have a warning process for shit like that. You click search and if the results are completely disgusting, a message pops up that says "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ONE? BECAUSE THERE IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HERE." And then you can decide if you want to proceed.

Sorry but I am totally stealing the phrase "holy bon jovi"

I was like, "Yay! They spelled 'you're' right!" (I prefer my vandalism to be grammatically correct)

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

Did you read that thing about how she and the Hound are BFFs that have a secret language? And how the girl who plays Sansa adopted one of the direwolves? And the adults all sound cool too. They sound like the most fun TV show cast ever. Like, the opposite of The View.

I don't need feminism because they're always complaining about the word "pussy."

I'm only slightly embarrassed by how much I am in love with this.

That's enough internet for me today.

I got the perfect accessory to this article!

IMO Soso took that 2nd place spot this season, but I digress.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

These people are pussies.