"A MONGOOSE FOR EVERY BATHROOM"

It puts the lotion on its skin. or it doesn't get to live in a murder house.

If I were that mother, I'd burn that fucking thing to the ground.

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GoogleGlass or some equivalent camera should be worn by uniformed officers at all times while on duty. The footage should not be accessible to the police, but instead controlled by a neutral/civilian third party and accessible only by court order to verify officer accounts when there is a dispute.

Hey, look at that! Folks in the media spotlight demonstrating good behavior! Good job everyone!

Aw, I have a similar epically romantic proposal. While my future husband and I were shopping for maternity clothes (yeah, I was knocked up), we stopped at a mall food court for lunch at Arby's and mid-bite of some roast beef I heard his sweet words: "Soooo do you want to get married soon errr...?" I made him sweat it…

Which episode?

5 Hot Abortion Tricks That Will Stimulate His Legislation

My best friend from college was fond of saying: "there are those women who do...and those that say they don't."

I now know what the theme is for my next hipster fancy dress party - "Utah Teen Stud Life"

Actually, "Prison Wine" is my vagina's nickname.

Easy solution - as long as women are cheaper to hire, it just makes economic good sense to hire women. Raise women's wages to parity with men and there will be no financial disincentive to the hiring of men. And then maybe things will even out. Easy Peasy.

We, as women, would all do well to learn the phrase, "fuck that jerkwad" and to use it often.

OK, tell your friend that there is a veritable hot guy buffet out there. Not kidding. There are, like, millions of them. She should try a little bit of everything and mustn't skip dessert. When my ex cheated and left, I was like, holy effing hell, I can do whatever I want without considering that moron's poor…

You just ran him off. You paid more attention to your children than you did to him

I really can't decide whether this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen, or one of the most uplifting. Could go either way.

Eeeesh. Strangely, this sounds exactly like my experience as a cis straight woman in the States. All the "are you suuure you're not interested" questions, and ideas about changing my mind? And the occasional dick pic? I don't know how much of this is lesbian-specific.

They're also getting lots of STIs. Tell grandpa to wrap it up, everyone.

OMG, that must mean that our government wants to help all of us women and our children succeed, right? We'll get help with childcare subsidies and we'll be paid a livable wage and get all of the paid leave that we need! Yayyy. No?