Well, at least its thematically consistent.

If you gangbang Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Trump and they all drop out, you get your face carved in Mount Rushmore.

No question in the history of my life has made me happier to be Canadian.

I must be a lousy hostess, because I’d hire a clown before I’d resort to the chair leg.

It’s like Christopher Walken’s heavier, not-as-lucky brother who watches a lot of TV.

Yeah, really though.... Fuck you Greg Hardy, and a big ol’ fuck you to Jerry Jones.

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices…

If you try to make your passion into a job, you turn your passion into work. "Do what you love" is a good sentiment, but really terrible career advice. The world does not need that many poets, musicians, and photographers, and you can chase those dreams forever and end up broke and resentful. It is very dangerous to…

This is like someone breaking into an art gallery and then, when ordinary people can't go to the gallery for 2 months because it's being repaired, claiming they just did it "to show that the owners should invest in some better security".

Well, that's one way to tailgate

Satire is often offensive. It's kind of the point.

Yeah but, the logo is upside down

I'm pretty sure I haven't raped, shot, murdered anyone, or paid for anonymous sex since I played GTAV.

The main reason I bought GTA is that it can be incredibly relaxing. Can't tell you how many hours I have spent just riding bikes around the city for the hell of it. First person mode makes it thay much more enjoyable. My friends and I often will go online just to go on the half-pipe or mountain biking.

Well, when you put it like that, that still sounds pretty terrible.

As a feminist, this seems misguided. Prostitution and violence does not go away because you hide it from people. Adults and even many children are fully capable of separating the fiction of a video game, movie or television show from the real world. To say that GTA V encourages sexual violence, you would also have to…

I think the part that bugs me is the fact that games and movies only seem to get in trouble for violence against women. I mean, I understand that they find killing prostitutes objectionable, but this is a game where you can kill everyone.

Not a bad apology, to be honest.

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.