Thank god that bad people are sometimes also dumb people. I know those two circles don't align perfectly, but it sure makes things easier when they overlap.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! #swag

He's a nice looking guy if his hair isn't fucked up and he's eating regularly. I've had an actor-boner for him since before "Sherlock". (I'm proud of this by the way.)

I don't even give a shit about the spoiler in the headline but when it's referring to death, can we use the character name? My heart dropped to my feet and I practically pissed myself when I read

I know that not everyone feels they can fight back in the situations described above, but I think I would have. I'm like... 99% sure I'd have windmilled the fuck outta his face and made sure I left that house (or died) with some fight bites and his skin under my fingernails.

Yeah, so basically, you're charging your guests for your wedding. Boo to that, I say.

That's the thing: a lot of resorts offer the bride and groom practically free weddings because they will make up the $$$ by the hotel rooms, drinks, etc with the twenty plus guests they bring in.

technically, you do.

Your close family and friends also don't want to spend a ton of money and time to go some place that you picked to celebrate your wedding.

Sure, that's great. But it screws the people who literally have to come to your wedding. Like your parents or siblings. Like, your bridal party who you ask to be in your wedding before you announce the location. Sure, you could say no— but you're socially obligated.

Hmmm... making it impossible for the guest to attend is a strategy of culling your guest list, but a more genteel and, I'd venture to say, decent, option is to be an adult and trim your list so as it matches exactly both your preferences and your budget.

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Short of murdering kittens, there is nothing Keanu can do to make me not love him. Even in his most terrible movies he is just perfect and I will see every single one of them no matter what because he would fail without my undying love and support. Simply fail. (Though he and I did have to have a little talk about…

I love Keanu. I have always loved Keanu. And I love seeing him relaxed and having fun in an interview. Both segments on Kimmel were great last night!

The difference is her eyebrows. They used to be darker and more manicured. The DailyMail took one of the new pictures and added her old eyebrow style to it and she didn't look as different.

THAT is not Renee Zellweger. THIS is Renee Zellweger

Please, tell me more about all the persecution faced by German people, and how this dramatically limits their opportunities in life, makes them targets for violence, and decreases their protections from government institutions, etc...

Oh boy! Do I have stories! However I doubt there is enough bandwidth to go through them all. There is one where the girl I was dating was a prostitute (I was young enough to think massage therapist actually meant massage therapist) and I ran for the hills when I had to sit with her pimp, drinking tea, whilst she…

I started dating an unrequited crush from college, years after the fact, after we started internet flirting while I was living abroad. I came back for a one month visit over Christmas and we saw each other on the first day and thenpretty much every day after that.

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…