I can't wait until they dig up an old copy of, "Who Wore it Best?" featuring Mary Pickford and Theda Bara.

Thandie Newton's #1 Beauty Tip: Start out looking like Thandie Newton.

Are they putting Wonder Woman in the next Superman movie? Cuz I think she just nailed the audition!

I only watched a little of the VMAs.. I think at 35 I'm too old for them now. Should call them the Video Music ADVERTISING. Holy jesus. The Covergirl big screen look at how cute her make up is! I voted for the best new artist on my Nokia blah blah blah with it's zooming camera. Ugh. Remember when artists actually…

Also, I don't know who this Robin Thicke character thinks he is but Beetlejuice will be sooo pissed when he finds out his suit was stolen.

I was watching an incredibly old Seinfeld rerun yesterday, the one where they're all wandering a parking lot looking for their car. A scene came up that I vaguely remember never making any sense to me as a kid, but now I'm just looking back and thinking "wow, everyone has known that Scientologists are crazy for a LONG…

As far as this terrible omission, in the wise words of Vivian Ward. Big mistake. Huge.

Get an assistant.

Hello America I'm Chloe Sevigny. It has recently come to my attention, that I love Beyonce. I recently went to a Beyonce concert, where I discovered the beauty that is the vocal talent that is Beyonce and that I am a Grown woman, so I can do whatever I like. I wore a devilish smart extra long camels wool…

Yeah, but he's not wanking off to statistics. If he actually looked at the statistics, like the ones I pointed out to you, he might not have opened his mouth. Now, if he read those statistics and still said them, then he is just awful. No statistics support the notion that this has done anything to lower crime or help…

Better hope you don't run into the NYPD while carrying 20 condoms in your pocket :/

hmm at Jezebel ignoring that Mark Wahlberg racially attacked an old Vietnamese man and blinded him in one eye while hurling racial slurs, yeah in my eyes that does not make him hot but a racist vile assclown.

I'll be inviting all you cash-grabbing brides and moms to my shoe shower. I expect to see you there.

It would probably be quicker to just make a list of celebs I DO care about:

I'm so old school, I remember when he was just called "Thicke." And everyone who keeps crackin' on his douchey look, he actually used to look much worse. Apologies for the crappy quality of the video.

All due respect to the author, but if she thinks that people who are taking the "petting zoo" approach to deal with her will all of a sudden be pressing magazines to do more features about black hair, she's terribly naive. These people just want to other you, exoticize you, treat you as a curiosity, and the furthest…

Dionne's man will be sat-is-fied, virgin or not.