Awesome.

Then this:

How do you think she should have been able to tell that it was a pet?

I love you so much for making this kinja account. You are now our resident guacamole expert.

The absurd thing about this nice shit is...what is the point if you don't use it?

There are lots of [what I would consider] valid reasons to be into older men. "They have nicer shit" is not one of those reasons. Gross. Grossssssss.

Look, it's a little hard not to take this personally.

Is it wierd that when I read someone "DM'd" someone else, I assume they dungeon mastered them?

Well, sorry, because you know I'm a fan and all, but "Cilantro Lime Crema" is a terrible substitute for guacamole and an even worse idea for a screenname.

I love that you changed your username specifically for this. For what it's worth (and because a lot of people are commenting about this), I'm pretty sure that's a cilantro-lime crema, not guac.

I'm so with KD... someone I know, who definitely isn't me, did something similar to a SHITTY manager's house.

This Message Brought To You By The Guacamole Safety Council.

Come on you guys, this isn't Jalopnik here. No need to feel so guilty about fucking up a dude's ride.

It's never wrong to post more goofy Usagi on the internet. Never!

Breadstix, Inc.

My husband uses toilet roll to blow his nose. If he has allergies or a cold going on, he will take a roll out of the bathroom to keep in the living room/office/kitchen where he is. Then he will leave it there.

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

These are all stories of HEROES.

It's St Patrick's Day guacamole.

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.