Beck needs to recognize good skin when he sees it and step aside.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Photoshopping pics of Beyoncé to make her look bad...

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

Unions aren't perfect, but I'd still take one over working at one of these horror-stories any day of the week. Capitalism is a cancer.

What's more shocking to me is how few people make the connection between lack of unionization and monumentally bad working conditions. If I had a nickel for every friend I've had who can go on about how evil the big bad unions are and still express shock and outrage over the kind of behavior described in these sort of…

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.

I have a woman in my Facebook feed who is soft-focusing and photoshopping herself into an eerie resemblance to:

I've got her baby right here.

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

"Most of the time she looked like a confused elderly panda, but one day a server accidentally spilled a glass of water in her lap and she stood up and started cursing the server in tongues — I swear she looked like an enraged demon from a Miyazaki film, hair swirls, red eyes, and everything."

Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?

Finally! Someone with the courage to affirmatively identify the restaurant without playing silly guessing games like "it's named after a town that's in the same state as another town that provided the name for a famous soap opera" or some equally asinine riddle.

You just need to start with a scoop of hot ice instead of regular ice.

i dont understand blindly loyal friends who say nothing/back people up in their stupidity. shut it down, guys. shut the bullshit down.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"