This is my eighth full week of exercise. I’ve just been walking 3 to 4 days a week. So to celebrate, I brought some new makeup as a treat. I don’t usually wear makeup but I want to start wearing it a little.

Hey, Jezzies! I have some good news I want to share, plus an appeal for life advice. I just found out I got into the graduate fellowship of my dreams, which means that I get to go to school, and I know that I have a job upon finishing my degree. Now, I need to pack up all my stuff and move to DC by mid-May (help!).…

How many of you have noticed that the people who claim to have the thickest skin and be able to take whatever is handed to them usually turn out to be the biggest whinging babies when you actually are straight with them? Not just dudes, although it’s usually dudes.

this is an endorsement of Team Dog only:

I impulse-bought a box of discounted See’s Candy, leftover from Valentine’s Day, and absent-mindedly set it on my bed when I got home and went about my business. I just looked up and had a moment of self-awareness: I’m sitting on my bed, hunched over my laptop, surrounded by cats and a heart-shaped box of chocolate I…

So the Mister and I have decided to get a canine friend (puppy) for our dog. We’re so stoked :)

Hi Jezzies! Long time lurker, first time writer....I need advice! I’m 39 and have wasted most of my time having an undiagnosed mental illness that took me down the primrose path of addiction, irresponsible and wasted finances and a series of dead end jobs.

When you’re with someone for almost a decade and they leave you, one of the hardest things to get used to is not having someone to come home to. Not having someone to come through the door at night after work and tell you about their day. No one to fall asleep with, no one to wake up to. I don’t have to plan my day…

They are so amazing, and Darnielle’s voice is so beautiful and versatile. I cannot wait. And I’m totally getting there four hours early so I can sit at the front.

YES. I’m going to the Buffalo show and I’m pumped about it. A favorite:

My absolute favorite is Daria and Jane. To be weird and different and okay, to be allowed to be negative, to wander aimlessly around town and go and eat shitty pizza.

Hey Jezzies, Whatcha drinking? Haven’t decided for myself yet, so it’s just Strawberry Fruit 2o for me. I’ve had an on and off fever, but what’s new. I’m bummed because I was supposed to go out with Cindymoo, my BIL and SIL for dinner, but I have this fever and they’re bringing the baby, and I can’t risk getting her…

My vagina hurts just looking at this picture. Like, I would need an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

Man, I am glad you posted this. I've picked skin off the bottom of my feet for years, and I've always felt like a freak. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. I hope you can stop!

Nothing beats when you capture a large piece of dead skin without drawing blood. Then you look at it and smile and realize you just won. That’s what skin picking is all about.

Also someone brought a kitten to thanksgiving and

I am getting stuff ready for my Reject’s Thanksgiving, despite my narwhal tusk growing and causing pain and being kinda depressed. Happy Wednesday, everyone!

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.