That is one gorgeous cat! And you’re right, time will help. The day after is the time for kittens!

I’m from Central Pennsylvania and I do love it there still, warts and all.

I'm gonna post a happy.

Well, I did it.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. I think we are the same person or unknown bff's. Last Easter, I too used mini eggs to bake (blondies not cookies). Then I got drunk and ate all the cadbury mini eggs. Probably pantsless. Now that I am thinking back, that was a great day in my life. I need to recreate it this year.

I like that you specified the mini eggs. That alone shows your greatness. The regular sized ones filled with jizz are disgusting but damn if the mini eggs aren't the most exciting thing about Easter.

I will be back in Philly soon and would be happy to take your nacho eating ass out for the best ones in town - Royal Tavern baby.

cadbury mini eggs- I'm fucking happy tesco got these back right in february, to beat the january blues...

That is the most "likes" I've ever seen on a comment in Jezebel.

I…wait, are you also me? Not only do your activities bear an uncanny resemblance to my life, but all I have eaten today is a mixed bowl of s&v/jalapino kettle chips and whiskey. I was just about to make nachos and chunky mango guacamole and settle into my ongoing Gilmore Girls marathon… (Thank you Netflix, for that…

So, it's official. I'm going to be going to NYC to see my boyfriend the last weekend of the month. Plane tickets are purchased and hotel reservations have been made. I'm excited and nervous as hell at the same time. I've never actually traveled by myself before, and it's been years since I last flew on a plane.

The freedom to masturbate and fart is wonderful, isn't it?

Preach. I recently left my critical partner of six years, we owned a place together and had lived together for five years. Totally pick my nose while watching TV, also leave my vibrator by the couch because living alone I can 100% watch porn on my big living room tv and not have anyone ask questions...

Hey. I just wanted to say I love all of you. Jezebel has the most awesome commenters. I completely wasted like all of today on here, but I barely even regret it because you all are so fucking chill.

Also in Philly you can go to Tattooed Mom's on Taco night single and no one gives a fuck.

This looks says, "if you judge my human, I'm coming for you"

As someone who has tried in the past to locate unscented products, I feel your pain. I am sensitive to some fragrances, but can handle others, so I mostly just settle for scent-reduced these days. I have fragile curls and have been scrunching Giovanni LA Natural Hair gel into my hair when it's wet to maintain curl…

My hero.

You've already pissed so far that we'd need a hose to piss any further.
Please accept the highest of fives.

omg isn't it glorious once you're free?! I mean I can't speak for people who didn't have critical ex husbands, but once you get away from that... Oh it is GLORIOUS. I didn't have to apologize a thousand times for everything! And yes the masturbation!!! Lol better than my married sex life ever was :P