This is the most inspirational thing I've read all day. Also, I love you.

I have two of those bad boys. When I was growing up they were called "husband chairs"

I'm 42 and living by myself for the first time too! Fucking amazing!

hero.

Living alone is like Fight Club, and the first rule of Fight Club is DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB just like the first rule of Living Alone is Don't Talk About Living Alone, because otherwise other people (who don't live alone) will feel bad BECAUSE THAT'S HOW FUCKING AWESOME LIVING ALONE IS. Every once in awhile at the…

Everything I do in my apartment is in bed. Except things involving water and feeding my cats.

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! YOU GO!

Are you called "meezer" because you're a siamese owner?

(If so: me too!)

I also walk around without pants a lot and masturbate whenever I want. I don't think these behaviors are weird, but they are new to me and amazing. (I also fart a lot and pick my nose)

Totchos: they may change your life. just nachos with tots instead of chips, i dunno why so few restaurants have these.

The other day I ate tater tots with a fried egg on top for dinner.

you are my hero.

I lurrrrrvvvvvvvve it! I will buy two so I don't have to share with my cats. And I shall read, eat, drink, talk on the phone, fill in crosswords and anything and everything else I can think of in the comfort of my bed. I will keep bonbons on the night table for when I need a little something something to nibble. I…

Tater tots are good with applesauce. :)

Get it, girl.

YES! Picking the nose. HIGHLY underrated pastime.

As a divorcee, I wish you the most sincere of congratulations. Rock on.

golden rules to live by

I too am experiencing the joys of being newly single! Junk food + bad TV (that no one judges you for watching) + cozy pajamas = a damn fine evening. Just stay away from the liquid cheese dip that's sold next to the tortilla chips because that shit is like crack and shouldn't be legal.