One of my exes was into medieval reenactment and at one point bought me a throwing axe, which I got to be pretty good at. When I dumped him, he went to my room and grabbed it, then fell to his knees baring his throat and offering it to me while begging me to "end it now." I laughed so hard I staggered backwards and…

All I kept thinking during that scene was, "His dick is dirty. She's gonna get a yeast infection."

Also good advice - if you're looking to introduce novelties in the bedroom, make sure your partner is up to give it a try before spending $299 on that real leather whip with matching handcuffs.

I just use organic coconut oil. I'm 32 and fairly wrinkle-free, although I can't say the same thing about the grey hairs...

At my cousin's farewell party today, I met these two charmers:

I'm in MO. Friendly Midwesterners my ass.

Their triplet in Texas says hello!

omg same "I hate everything" expression.

So pretty Kitty!

This will probably get buried, and I never really post on here, but it's been a very emotional couple of days. I moved into a new apartment yesterday after breaking up with my boyfriend of over four years earlier in the month and living with him (awkward) for the remainder of September. He helped me move and…

I'm buzzed. First drink(s) in a month. Thanks for being my cyber Saturday night BFF. Promise I'm not a stalker. Just CA transplant in the Midwest. First time I've had a problem making friends, ever. Sigh.

^How I originally read this headline. I wish that's what it was.

You're on the path! Take stock in that. You're shedding the past and investing in the future. Keep it up. You're going to make it, just be patient and kind to yourself. Best of luck, Doll!

Understandable. Keeping my fingers crossed for you!

I'm sorry you are stuck there for the time being. I was in a sort of similar situation, but kind of the opposite. I felt trapped in the city I was living in and wanted desperately to get out, I imagine that must be how you're feeling. Something will come up for you, one way or another, but I know patience is hard as…

UGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Dating fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Hey - does anyone have any experience working a really high pressure/time consuming job and not knowing how to deal and still feel like a person? Currently just started a new job and working 80+ hours a week. It's so discouraging and monotonous and it's just hard to stay sane in a cubicle that long. Any advice?

I have a confession. I could not be less interested in what George Clooney is up to this weekend.

the yin and yang of hair distribution