An oldie but a goodie:

I have no gifs, but I do have hugs. That is awful and heartbreaking. I'm so sorry you're going through this.

I ordered a clear acrylic makeup organizer thing with drawers from Muji and it came today and it is RAD. I am irrationally thrilled at the idea of not having to clean hairspray crust and towel fuzz off of all these little jars and tubes now. Also it looks SO much better. And now I want another one so I can stack 'em.…

This post is like all of my greatest public accident fears come to life. I am so sorry.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

My divorce was final yesterday. It surprised me how upset it made me. I haven't cried that hard since the night he left. Yes, I know, the best days of the marriage were long behind us, and yes, I know I should be more emotionally available, but it still hurts.

Finally restarting regular, consistent, therapy sessions with a psychologist. Had to admit that there was a problem. And even if it wasn't that bad, therapists can be extremely helpful, and more people should do it. I just want to make myself better, I want to relieve my stress, I want to lose weight in a healthy…

Ron Swanson.

I cringe with embarassment over it and when my husband found out he pissed himself laughing. I hate nearly every republican and/or libertarian I've ever known. I hate uber-patriotic people. I hate dudes who think their alpha, but Ron f***ing Swanson pulls it off with something magical and wonderful and…

I'm an atheist, so I celebrate Giftmas.

Oh catcalling in Philadelphia...its particularly aggressive and very intimidating.

My friend swears by orgasms. Multiple.

I could never tolerate any hormones. I instantly turn into the suicidal puke factory. I have used a diaphragm for the last twelve years. Yeah, it's weird but my body is used to it. It has worked! I don't recommend it to people, though, because I have a very strange personality and the diaphragm suits me. I'm…

Thanks!! My friends tease me because I never have one look for long. I had a Mohawk for a little bit and then this. Hair is my art. Or something lol.

Are you kidding me out loud?!? You look adorable. Hair is an accessory. Live it up. Do whatcha want, it always grows back. I'm 37 and rocking this.

I love it! Prepare to be oy vey'd at the grocery store- I too am 31 and have been rocking some bold color for a bit- pink currently. I got oy vey'd today and it felt awesome. Bless that lady. Good call in matching the glasses!

The purple is awesome and you have gorgeous eyes!! Btw....31 is YOUNG....I'm 42 and nowhere near old....

Hey, Jezzies! I've been reassessing the past month and thinking about it, and I've realized that I've been struggling with depression and that I should probably go to therapy again (I did some for a while when I was in college, and it really helped). The difference is, I work full-time now and we're in the middle of…

Some good news! I posted a couple weeks ago about the ongoing abnormal fatigue I've had from a bad flu. This is the 11th week BUT I kinda feel like I'm getting better this weekend. I still have pace myself but so far I've only gotten tired, not tired plus a splitting headache that drives me straight to bed. Normal…