I don't fuck with swans or geese. I used to live on a river and geese are seriously nasty creatures. It only takes one bob of their head to send me running! I'm thankful my Mom told me they would bite my fingers off when I was a kid, I have never trusted them.

Cameltoe by Fanny Pack is my favorite karaoke song of all time. Just sayin.

The struggle is real.

I had a giant untamed head of curly hair that I refused to do anything with. In some of my school pictures my Mom wrestled a headband into it. Once a nun in Catholic school brushed it and put it in a ponytail because she thought I was a neglected child. I was too scared of her to fight it.

That sounds perfect, enjoy!

What about a destination elopement? The only people I made trudge up a hill in the Rocky Mountains were my parents and my in laws. Bonus: dinner at a haunted historic hotel after. It ruled!

Yeah, they didn't tell me that they pump your intestines full of air. Unfortunately my boyfriend had already been brought back when I let out that minute long fart. He made fun of me forever, cause I was like- OMG that was the best thing in my whole life.

I started by calling the Employee Assistance a Program through my work. They recommended a therapist in my area. I'm six sessions in for my anxiety and marriage problems. Every week is not necessary. I'm doing every other week and it's just fine. Good luck!

I love Richard Simmons. I used to work at QVC and whenever he was in the building, he was such a presence. He would run around hugging everyone.

When I got a colonoscopy, not only did I let out the biggest fart ever afterwards.. But I also decided to ramble about my job in home shopping and the time I did opium in college. Trust me, they have heard everything!

Because marriage isn't hard enough? Signed, someone in marriage counseling.

Escapism is exactly what we are looking for! I can't wait. We are doing four nights at the top of Cape Breton.

We are spending a day in Halifax then staying up by Cape Breton Highland National Park. I am so excited!

I think it was maybe five days? They were super nice and delivered it for us on a Friday afternoon right before a holiday weekend.

We moved out stuff with ABF. It was a u pack relocube. You pack all your stuff and they come pick it up and they drive it to your new place. They basically drop off a big shipping container. It was great and we used two cubes for about $1400, from PA to IL. Then I just drove my car to my new house.

The husband and I just booked our first vacation in almost 3 years. Nova Scotia, here we come! I am so excited. Things have not been easy in our marriage lately, so I think it will be good for us. August can't come soon enough.

It's not just you, that was a creepy storyline.

I am so guilty of this. I'm lazy and live in a small town. My Boston Terrier has only made a run for it like that once and I was so embarrassed. I need a fence.

Does your company have an employee assistance program? Check your employee handbook. If so, you can call them and get a recommendation. I just started therapy for the first time for anxiety and the stress management techniques are already making a difference for me four sessions in. If you don't have an EAP to call,…

That was my thought too- that could have changed my childhood.