I don’t care who that dress is “for” I fucking want it to wear every single day.

That’s one forge best insights into goose psychology I’ve seen.

I can’t feel too sorry for the French. At least Macron manages to look like a professional and an adult at the end of that. You know, instead of resembling a sack of mangos stuffed into an ill-fitting $50 Walmart suit, the way certain other heads of state do.

Maybe you could get some layers cut into it, you know, for volume and fullness. Release the curl a little bit, right?

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

Oh, man, no. My boobs got too big for those weird built-in shelves back in grade school, so it was just annoying elastic cutting into my ribs (and why was it so itchy???) until I could get around to snipping it out with scissors.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

Liev’s interior monologue: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY SON JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE I CANNOT WAIT TO PUT YOUR ASS THROUGH THE WALL JUST SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY SON

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

This was posted today by Cheryl Henson, Jim Henson’s daughter and president of the Jim Henson Foundation. It seems like Steve was on the bad side of more than a few people.

I think her mind had consciously uncoupled from reality a few years ago.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

Obviously this is not true for everyone but a lot of people I know who had pretty good marriages got married again fairly quickly. I can kind of understand that because it would be like “fuck Yeah, marriage was great”. And a lot of my widowed relatives who had miserable marriages stayed single for the rest of their…

This. It’s bugging the shit out of me.