MeeshMache
CaptainSemantics
MeeshMache

Daniel Day-Lewis can go, but he has to take Tom Cruise, Casey Afflek and Adam Sandler with him.

Have you just named the next Kardashian?

Is it bad that I always feel just a modicum of relief that this sort of Christian love and tolerance isn’t confined to this side of the pond?

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Assuming I’m entirely uninjured:

Not a huge fan of the 5-0, but I have called for theft, bc without a police report my insurance won’t replace the goods. Need my computers and camera to work, so you bet I have insurance on them, but the insurance company wants a police report To prove theft. Did I expect the police to investigate? Nope. Did they?

I’m 31 and have a friend who is 21 and I have to mentally check myself to not treat her like the tiny little baby that she is.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

Came here for that. Thanks!

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Man, if you are acting the fool such that Oprah Winfrey gets World Legend Sidney Poitier to take a break from his birthday to tell your ass to act right, you had better straighten up and fly right. That is no joke.

What a great story about community. There’s a lot to be said about perception and appearances but to hear that it was delivered with love and appreciation makes me get all the feels. Good job listening to Oprah and Co. Jamie Foxx

Only one comment: I do not understand the attraction of nails of that length.

Yes, but he wants to meet Santa Claus, so...

That’s barely wine money.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

“...I’m older (26) and alone”

I have a similar idea to that! It’s called, “Pull the garbage can closer to where you are prepping because you’re not going to have room in the dishwasher for another huge-ass bowl tonight.”

I visibly shudder when I hear that word and/or see a commercial for her garbage pet food. Great that there are carrots and peas in a carnivore’s food. I didn’t realize that wild dogs/feral cats were so into high fiber diets.

Just when I thought I’d found all of the reasons I could to hate Rachel Ray.....”NUTRISH.”