We will remember you, any company that tosses employees this carelessly and crazily will never get a dollar of mine.

mukbang. (For those unfamiliar, mukbangs originated in South Korea and are videos in which people eat in front of the camera. That’s it.)

As we all know, 19 is far too late to start over, especially if you’re rich and beautiful.

Anyone who would ask me to share my medium pizza instead of ordering their own doesn’t really love me for me, though, do they?

It is a tragedy that this parental attempt to leverage wealth and privilege ended up derailing a career built on leveraging wealth and privilege.

It might help to know that Jojo and her family of seven live in a small trailer in an alleyway behind the mansion. The house is owned by her production company, and is forbidden to Jojo when the cameras are not rolling, and to the rest of the Siwa family at all times.

Sometimes, when Jojo cradles the coughing form of…

That screaming pack-a-day smoking toddler is so tall. 

Yes, I’ve taken acid before. Wait...was that the question? 

YoSaffBridge forever!

I’m very sorry you went through that, but I’m glad you were believed when it counted.

Why isn’t the rescue center called Vanderpups? Marketing fail.

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

The combination of Christopher (Robin)son, “Seattle poet,” his photo, his online bio’s description of him as “living in the wind,” and the transcendent douchiness of “cerebral empathetic” and “coalescence” struck me as overtly precious and not a little performative.

They both bit from the Minneapolis skyway system.

“I’m still learning that I don’t have to smile when a man makes me uncomfortable”

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

Ladies and Gents:

You’re supposed to send... Thank you cards... After funerals? Like, if someone in my family died I would be expected to send people my thanks for doing the human thing and mourning with me?

I just want to say, thank you for titles dirt bag as dirt bag again. It’s probably been this way for awhile, but I just noticed today and am forever grateful. I hated missing out on the gossip but was so hesitant to click on a hedi and Spencer post thinking, “maybe it’s a dirt bag?”.

Forget fertility issues, I’d be reacting that way because my just turned 20 year old sister got pregnant with some dude she dated for 2 months after being in a relationship with a pedophile for 4 years.