Honestly, these sound like perfectly banal names in a Yoshiyuki Tomino anime. Actual line: “Marvel Frozen? That’s an American name.”

So Picard will be going back to season 1's “See this character you remember from the series? We’re going to murder him brutally!” model? What sick weirdo on that staff thinks that edgelord sadism and nostalgia are a good mix? Who wants to watch Starfleet Hostel? 

I see word-swapping like this all too often, where the Japanese words are replaced with English ones, but with the Japanese sentence structure left intact. You can hear the original Japanese coming through. “Did you talk to him? That man...” That first example was clearly “Shinu na yo! Zettai ni!”

>”researching and crafting the unbiased advice and fact-based reporting we’re known for”

I was halfway through the second paragraph when I realized that the author was serious. Then I had a good laugh and stopped reading.

The important thing is that the author got to feel righteously indignant about something.

To be fair, both he and his target audience are too stoned to care.

I think there was one near my college in Naperville back in the day... Haven’t heard that name in a long time.

Go to pizzamaking dot com and search for Giordano’s stuffed pizza recipes. Lots of pizza nerds there have been refining their recipes for years. I always found it less fussy to make than regular pizza. The dough doesn’t have to hang out in the fridge for days. For the thin-crust version favored by locals, try the…

This central Illinois kid’s introduction to stuffed pizza was via delivery from Carmen’s Pizza during Friday night get-togethers in Rogers Park. Large stuffed pepperoni and mushroom, usually with extra garlic. This was in the early 9os, but my stomach still has fond memories.

Just get rid of the stupid slo-mo. Boom, the running time is cut in half.

Nah, they’re seen as office supplies, like light bulbs or toner. When one burns out, replace it with the cheapest thing you can find.

Hang on, I’ve heard the narrator in that “100 Lives” intro before. He sounds exactly like the owner/narrator of the Youtube channel Sacred Cow Shipyards, which focuses on - coincidentally - ship designs in sci-fi.

The only acceptable “shouty” option is Brian Blessed.

Prodigy is supposedly set almost 20 years before Picard, so I wouldn’t call them contemporaries as a basis for comparison.

>Subscription cannot go up forever.

>An editor evaluating an AI-generated text cannot assume anything, and instead has to take an exacting, critical eye to every phrase, world, and punctuation mark.

It was only a matter of time before a megacorp went full Sovereign Citizen.

Reminds me of a Rolling Stone article I saw yesterday with the headline “Jan. 6 Committee Experiment Found TikTok Went from Zero to Nazi in 75 Minutes”.

If he’s hanging out in trees like that, he’s actually Dropbear Man. And that’ll put him in the same genre as James Gunn’s “Super” REAL quick.