Ah, one of those “I know what this gibberish means, therefore everyone does” writers. Noted.

Correction: Ahsoka says “Zatochi,” not full-on Zatoichi (confirmed in the captions). Still unsubtle, but not a punch in the nose.

>Previous evidence suggests that the lunar south pole has reservoirs of ice water in its permanently shadowed regions, which could be used for drinking water or fuel.

And then accuse the car of being a pedophile.

Jesus, Zack Snyder has floored the accelerator and flung himself over the cliff into self-parody, Thelma & Louise style. Him and Wes Anderson.

Why would someone from another planet who’s at least 1,000 years old feel any nostalgia for 1980s fast food? Oh, right. The writers have forgotten that the Lokii aren’t the same age as their actors, or never realized it in the first place.

Wut? They *dated*. Buster went over to her house in one episode and met her (utterly ginormous) dad where he tried to make awkward small talk while waiting for her to come down.

There was a parody headline in The Onion a long time ago that went “Bill Paxton, Pullman Give Up, Become Same Guy”.

Does Hawaii’s state constitution require it to have curbside recycling like Montana’s state constitution requires it to provide a “clean and healthful environment for present and future generations”? If not, then no.

But they DO appear in Montana’s state constitution.

Since the author was too lazy to include this key detail, the suit is in Montana because the state’s constitution REQUIRES it to provide a “clean and healthful environment for present and future generations.” The point of the suit was to force the state to abide by its own constitution.

This a-hole campaigned on the usual bingo card of rightwing grievances when he ran for governor, including his “record” of suing to block the governor’s masking and vaccine policies during COVID. He’s literally pro-death.

He would never become a martyr - he’s too important. He wants *other people* to die for his beliefs. (You have to think of it in terms of the radical mullah / suicide bomber dynamic.)

Multiple phonetic-spelling typos, bad grammar, and an utterly unnecessary slideshow. Just another day ending in -y here at Giz.

Batel was hoisting so many death flags last week she may as well have been singing a sea shanty for her own musical number, but this week it was Ortegas who was giving off “doomed” vibes.

Victorinox fibrox handle chef’s knife, paring knife, boning knife, maybe the bread knife. No-frills, low-cost workhorses. America’s Test Kitchen’s top recommendations for two decades now.

I’d always heard that line as “Huh. That’s weird.”

That was a real missed opportunity to simply blow the X to smithereens just like the Allies did to the Nazi emblem on top of the Reichstag when they took Berlin.

They ran an article back in February about outcry from artists in Japan over a Netflix Japan short that was proudly touting its use of AI-generated background art. The article prominently — and unironically — featured Google Translate translations of the original tweet from Netflix Japan (specifically Google Translate…

Jesus, it’s like people have never used a baking stone in an oven before. That’s what all that concrete is doing.