Along with a bin full of spare hands.

So many LARPers pose-fighting at each other...

So many quotable lines from Chiun in that movie.

Cast a Deadly Spell is a lot of fun with great banter. Film noir plus Lovecraft. Go watch it on Amazon Prime.

While another racist psycho with a gun shot up three Asian-owned business in Dallas yesterday. There’s so many that they overshadow each other.

It’s probably “My only exposure to the written word is Twitter” for “dismembered.”

Surely you mean Lo-Pan in Big Trouble in Little China, one of the most quotable characters ever.

You’re conveniently leaving out the part that Rittenhouse DOESN’T LIVE IN KENOSHA. He wasn’t defending his home, or even his hometown. He crossed state lines to go on a hunting trip to bag some libs. He said as much beforehand online.

I think of the movie Battle Los Angeles as a videogame movie. It’s got a sniper level, a sewer level, and a multi-part final boss battle. Everything but an actual game.

>Loose canon Master Chief is off the case in the trailer for this week’s episode of Halo.

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

Not a sequel. SAC is its own thing.

Here, I’ll save you the trouble. The whole thing is based on this throwaway gag from So I Married an Axe Murderer:

100% true. That’s why, if you’re adopting, adopt two.

Stock markets are more like a casino run by and for gambling addicts. They’re always looking for that bigger hit.

A 4K restoration ain’t gonna do the infamous island episodes any favors, but the episodes where GAINAX had money to spend are going to look amazing.

They’re just typical Republican assholes, but they want to smoke pot.

I seem to recall the conservative governor of Florida (Jeb Bush, supposedly the “good” Bush) claiming the right to decide when a citizen of his state was allowed to die. I guess they’re hands-off when it comes to businesses, but boy howdy, they get to control every facet of a serf’s life from conception to death.

This is also the state that still has $300 mil of its pension fund invested in Russian companies and has shown little interest in divesting.

Just ask Rick Scott.