Well, they did say that the can would only keep the embryos viable for a short time, so nothing would have come of finding it.

And this is why I continue to buy physical media.

But Less Than Jake.

As Freakazoid once said, “Always ask for a piece of the gross, not the net. The net is fantasy.”

I was thinking Klaus Nomi.

*koff* Tarsem Singh.

The Monarch: “Who are you supposed to be, Klaus Nomi?”

They’ll probably get fed up with all the alarms and just unplug the system. After all, they went years without having any security at the place.

4K Video Downloader. Does what it says on the tin.

News outlets “mistakenly” run videogame footage as the real thing every damn time there’s a conflict. Sarcastic air quotes because vetting information is literally their goddamn job.

Called it. The DMA is basically a katamari from the game Katamari Damacy. I wonder who their King of All Cosmos will be.

Heavy metal?

A Wish for Wings That Work had a disturbingly accurate depiction of Bill the Cat. And cameos by Dustin Hoffmann and Robin Williams. It’s on YouTube.

I can only assume it would have featured awkwardly drawn-out closeups on the six-toed feet of alien women.

RIP Tony Jay. If you wanted a British, urbane villain in the 90s and couldn’t afford Tim Curry, he was your guy.

The grown-up version is how 90% of computer hardware reviewers on Youtube mispronounce the word “peripheral” as “per-IFF-ree-ul”. No, they’re not being ironic.

Yup. The way they manufacture a storyline for every athlete -- meaning only Americans, the other athletes of the world don’t exist -- like it’s reality TV is sickening.

I’m a big fan of how they frequently shrink the action to half-screen so they can show an ad - with audio - in the other half of the screen while the event is still underway. /s

Nobody looked at Eagly. Just saying.

The real gag is that that isn’t judo. And that it’s a comic book thing to shout “kiai,” but that’s the word for the shout to psych yourself up; you don’t literally shout the word.