And all the vampires, immortals, and monkey paw “I want to live forever” wishers who learned the hard way what forever actually means.

“Daddy would have bought us Uzis.”

“I didn’t exhale?”

I gather that you haven’t seen his masterful turn as Gutter in P.C.U.

There was a game on the Amiga computer system in the nineties called The Killing Cloud. It was set in San Francisco, and looks just like this when you go below the cloud layer...

Setting it to Dies Irae, punctuated with explosions and muscle car engine roars, helped. That was quite a trailer.

In the funktastic Interstate 76, there was an actual “Poetry” keyboard hotkey. Your wingman had been an English professor prior to becoming an auto vigilante. Press it, and he’ll lay some truths on you.

Pay no attention to all the henchmen he slams in the chest with a manhole cover or motorcycle...

>Sure, they work for a terrible company, but hey, someone’s gotta help them make rent.

>“The suspect made a motion toward the firearm, it was at that time a deputy involved shooting occurred, the sheriff’s department said in a statement Tuesday.

Would this be the same vaccine that Russia’s leading respiratory doctor resigned over after trying and failing to get it blocked on safety grounds, citing “gross ethical violations” in the rush to get it out? Why yes, it is.

Ah, the “bad apple” defense. The thing is, the whole idiom is “One bad apple spoils the whole bushel.” It’s literally true.

Civil asset forfeiture is news to you? Good grief. This isn’t even the most egregious example.

I dunno, the 1991 TV series “Roc” with Charles S. Dutton was about a garbage man. More “hard working, married good guy” than “suave,” though.

Jesus, 2020, knock it the fuck off.

Give her credit, she switched to a Nazi-ish military uniform later.

“I’ve got uppers and downers and things that make you go sideways” gets quoted a lot here.

A somewhat more relevant link to something that somehow fails to get mentioned in any article dealing with the USPS’ woes - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_Accountability_and_Enhancement_Act

Because they are?

The House passed a bill in February that removed that bullshit prefunding mandate (HR 2382), but Mitch McConnell hasn’t allowed it - like the 200+ other pieces of legislation left to die on his desk - to be put to a vote in the Senate. It passed 309 to 106, with*87* Republicans voting in favor of it, so it’s not it’s…