He isn’t “bombing” at his job, he’s doing exactly what he was brought on board to do: Destroy the USPS, finishing the job that the 2006 Postal Accountability and Enhancement act started. (It’s also important to note that the chairman of the USPS Board of Governors is also a director of American Crossroads, an…

That was the Cubs winning the World Series back in 2016. Shit got real dark immediately afterwards.

To quote The Critic, “If it’s a remake of a classic, go see the classic.”

>...as well as Viola Davis as Amanda Walker...

I had to double-check the publication date on this to make sure I wasn’t being fed something that’s years old. You *do* realize that most countries have closed their borders to travelers from the U.S., right?

This doesn’t speak well of Russia’s little program:

I’ve never understood these people. They get that Stormtroopers and the Galactic Empire are the *bad guys*, right? Mass murder and whatnot? Fictional or not, it’s like the people who dress up in Nazi uniforms because they think they look cool.

It’s misery porn best summed up as “Horrible people being horrible at each other.” I get enough of that shit on the news.

Or a bunch of 15 minute action scenes (that feel like 30) that stop the story in its tracks. Like all Wachowski movies after the first Matrix.

This just in, people have just noticed that Robert M. Duncan, Chairman of the USPS Board of Governors, was listed as Director of American Crossroads (founded by Karl Rove) in paperwork filed 3/19/2020 –– a PAC that’s spent $1.9 million to re-elect Trump.

Yeah, the problem there is that FedEx and UPS tend to hand off packages to (ironic drum roll) the USPS for the last leg of their delivery.

H.R. 2382, designed to remove the pension pre-funding bullshit, was passed by the House back in February. It’s been sitting on Mitch McConnell’s desk, along with 200+ other pieces of legislation, ever since because he refuses to allow it to be brought before the Senate. If that evil fuck of a turtle had shoulders,…

>on the fifth floor (or fourth floor for Germans, who start counting once they reach the top of the first set of steps)

They were *breaking even* just fine before Republicans, at the behest of UPS and FedEx, passed the 2006 Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act, an act deliberately designed to destroy it. Maybe look that up, since our god-awful press STILL can’t be bothered to mention that little detail, the equivalent of reporting …

A school here in Illinois plans to put plexiglass sneeze guards between rows of seats to let them cram in more students.

Rocket punch, Roger Smith-- er, Robert Smith!

That’s not how the First Amendment works.

> Bateman and Perez have previously worked together on the film Game Night, a 2018 action comedy in which Bateman starred opposite Rachel McAdams. It was a well-liked film, and shows that Bateman has the chops to pull off something in the superheroic space.

I’ve been making Cook’s Country’s thin crust sausage recipe for months now. Both the sauce and sausage are a lot less involved than this recipe, and taste great. I’m usually too lazy to spend time making and rolling out the crust, so I tend to use “Golden Home” brand ultra-thin crust pizza crusts. It’s the one brand -…

And then add a touch of lead and arsenic and call it New Freedom, and then reintroduce the old stuff after the backlash hits under the name Freedom Classic.