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MechaMurphZilla
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He needs a GoPro strapped to his head. At least we would get the benefit of his up close ball watching.

I really don't get it. I mean, I know not everyone cares about the NBA, and maybe NBA posts don't bring the clicks that hockey recaps do, but there's a ton of regular season baseball crap, and they play like 160 games before the playoffs. This is the fucking NBA finals, there's thousands of great gifs out there, and

Isn't it refreshaping to see ball movement triumph? I hope the youth of America are taking notes

seriously. Is it too much to ask for an actual article about the game and not just one play? We get shitty hockey articles after every miserable game. I don't get it. Just don't let Sean Newell do it.

Props to LeBron for boxing out his man.

man I want to give the nick name of "big sleepy" to kawhi because every time he does something awesome like this immediately right after he looks like he wants to take a nap..

BEHOLD THE HAMMER OF SUGAR K

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

Isn't GOP nominee for Lieutenant Governor in Texas the same thing as being the Lieutenant Governor?

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

So anybody think we can retire the tiresome "Spurs are boring" trope? They are pretty damn close to the platonic ideal of offensive basketball right now. Duncan and splitter passing out of doubles? Well nigh indefensible. They look like the 1986 Celtics sometimes (Simmons isn't always wrong).

Love this. It's what I've been saying to all my fellow Cleveland buddies since we drafted him: I'm sick of all these goody-good QBs we get... I don't fucking care about the amazing thing Brandon Weeden did for his dad, or the awesome "unselfish deed" Brady Quinn/Derek Anderson/Jason Campbell/Spergon Wynn/etc.

Unless, of course, he wants to build that house from scratch. Sadly, not a ton of teams remain positively void of Superbowl appearances. Cleveland is in that camp. Want to make a name for yourself? Take a team from worst to first. #factoryofswagness

But when he's not hoopin' it up he's mild-mannered student Cl- ... Oh fuck it, those glasses are the worst disguise ever!

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

is the name of the knicks D-league team "The New York Knicks"?

Sure, she won $11,000.00, but after taxes, well, you know her poor kid is still going to suffer the indignity of watching this for an entire lifetime.

Thank you, highlight truther.

And all the Whos that had already left Whosville tried desperately to get back in.