This is what I came to say. Thank you for being more clear and concise

This is something we teach kids at a young age, don’t look over! It just makes you more focused on the guy next to you and less focused on your own swim. You can inadvertently let off the gas like that. Just because you’re an Olympian, you don’t get to forget about those fundamentals. I have seen more terrible stroke…

How much is your property valued at? In my area, property taxes are lower in the wealthier areas but the values are so high they pay more while the poor areas pay the highest rates while their property is worth a fraction of the better Homes in better neighborhoods

On battle toads I remember I beat that hover bike level and fucking felt like Kong kong. Then like 2 levels later they had ANOTHER HOVER BIKE LEVEL. FUUUUUUUUCK

Read Transmetropolitan for more deep dives into our future

Fuuuuuuck Salvia. I couldn’t walk out from under a cast shadow.

In college, I had a friend who was an absolute freak about peeps. When they hit the shelves he would lose his mind and buy boxes and boxes of them. He would eat them with his mouth open from the ridiculous peep-eating grin he would get from these grotesque marshmallow animals. And laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s an…

It’s probably obvious that Ehrhart is in a fraternity but if not, it’s towards the top of his wiki.

Good gravy look at all these people making excuses for Allen and Polanski. Both these assholes can go sit on a three foot corkscrew.

I wonder who they were listening to as their navigation voice? My wife loves the Morgan Freeman nav but yeah, it is crap in underdeveloped areas.

I see something about “no upfront cost”. Does that mean they charge down the road?

It’s probably been said and ignored but if we were talking about ted nugent there’d be quibbling about this.

I’m looking forward to cyber city con in may! That one is gonna be a blast.

I am having a tough time figuring out who to and how to submit a FOIA request in the school district I live in. The school district business office isn’t answering the phone. Also, seeing as I am not a journalist, I am worried about getting blown off.

He does print only now too apparently

Dude is a mailman now. His girlfriend works with me at a comedy club in San Antonio.

Oh so you've heard of Jim Adler the Texas Hammer?

I work at a comedy club in Texas and Paul Virzi is a pleasure to have visit. Taken that dude for late night tacos a few times with my old roommate.

When I was 9 my parents bought a base model civic hatchback with A/C as the only amenity because Texas. no power locks, no power steering, no power windows and NO RADIO. And they never put one in either. They weren't car people though my dad apparently used to be and he was a jet mechanic in the AF! Come to think if…